I’m learning Spanish!
Yo soy Tom. I installed this cute little app on my tablet. It’s called DuoLingo. It gives me five minutes a day of Spanish lessons. It’s amazing how much Spanish I’ve already learned from watching Lucha Underground. Just getting started but I’m prepared now if I go to Tijuana and have tell someone that I am eating apples.
This week I think I found a label that others may call me.
Hungry ghosts in carpools are warning of gentle endings.
Seriously Mr. Trump, it’s called a tie tack. Have Ivanka buy you one.
A Career in Three Quotes – Pia Zadora
“Hooray for Santy Claus!” – As a Martian child in SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear.” – On not knowing the words to the national anthem (faulty earpiece)
“When I’m high, I AM Odetta.” – As a beatnik in the original HAIRSPRAY