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Random Thoughts – 9/7/15

It was one of those days where everyone on the train was young, except me.

I feel like I’ve been kicked off a sinking ship.

Leaving a job, parting out my work to others, is like peeling a bitter artichoke.

It’s easy to see new horizons when your sitting in a just-used ejector seat.

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Random Thoughts – 1/20/15

Just as I was going to celebrate the Christmas ads being gone, the tax prep ads begin.

Just because you follow someone on Twitter does not mean they want you to mail them a banana bread.

They still make rubber stamps. I don’t know why this surprises me.

One of my dogs has been leading a secret life as a sound man in Australia.

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Tags: | Comments (0) | Author: Tom | Published: January 20, 2015

Random Thoughts – 12/31/14

Avoid people who can’t pronounce the word innocent.

Avoid Americans who only eat Canadian mayonnaise.

Sometimes you just have to pick the fat girl at the whore house.

News isn’t interesting unless someone you probably will never meet tells you that is.

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Tags: | Comments (0) | Author: Tom | Published: December 31, 2014

Random Thoughts

Sometimes the muse is an old man with a shotgun counting to three.

It’s taken me more than half a century but I can finally own up to the fact that someday I WILL OWN A STUDEBAKER!

You solved the invention. Here is a gold star.

Sell me your blank pages and I’ll tell you where she’s hiding.

I try to write in black and white.

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Random Thougts – Early June Edition

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down, unless they’re near a cliff.

Weekend kid quote #1: Don’t be such a sprout! (sister yelling at brother)

Weekend kid quote #2: Alvin, where are your clothes? (mom to naked boy on a strider bike)

For breakfast I had an awful felafel waffle.

I saw the moose covet his neighbor’s cow.

Creepy dolls in wooden boxes have taught me nothing. You?

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