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The silliest hack ever

Someone took every word from my about page and tried to use it as a login name. Clever, but it was to naught. Apparently I’m not stupid enough to have my admin login published on my website.

Climbing Knowledge Mountain

There are no wise men sitting in wait at the top of those hills. There are only more wastelands of stuff that need to be learned. The more I learn, the less I know.

Doom overshadows the city

Batman is dead. Adam West wasn’t the first or last Batman, but he will always be my favorite. I can’t count how many toy Batmobiles I’ve had. I also have to thank The Batman TV show for jump-starting my journey towards sexuality, thanks to all women who played Cat Woman. (But mostly Julie Newmar.)

Random thoughts

Panic attack last night over the prospect of moving out of a house and into a Winnebago.

It wasn’t until I came into contact with an evil spirit that I discovered that I am surrounded by good spirits.

We should set aside one day a year to celebrate surly teenage store clerks. Where would we be without them?

Guy with a man bun: “I love the taste of jalapenos but I hate the spiciness.”

 

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100 Words – Hack

I never liked that cat. He was too clawing. Ha Ha. Bet you never expected me to open with that bad a joke. What can I say? No really, what can I say? My head is blank. (Sound effect of rimshot.) Take my strife…please! Sometimes I get like this, only able to communicate in variations of bad old jokes. Maybe I’m channeling Benny Hill. Maybe I asked too many people how many cars he owned. The answer is zero. Maybe I’m just a hack at heart. Sounds like a Valentine’s day axe murderer. Tip your waitress. I’m here all week.

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