When promises become scarce you’ll need jumper cables and Vaseline.
Follow the lark, for she knows where she goes. Avoid the badger, he’ll rip your face off.
How did I not know that Dan Blocker’s son is on TV?
Too many good people are dying. Cut it out!
Trying to sleep while the mourning doves are in heat.
Got my first subpoena this week. I feel so grown up.