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Random Thoughts – 12/9/12

My vacation has me so relaxed I could best Deputy Dawg on lazy day.

The serial killer next door says he really likes our dogs. I think he means it.

Last night I failed to write a parody of Don McLean’s American Pie titled “The day the Twinkie died.”

If you give me the winning lottery numbers and the money to buy the ticket I promise I’ll cut you in for half.

I can speak to hummingbirds. They don’t understand me, but it amuses me to do so.

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Tags: - Author: Tom - Published: December 9, 2012


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