Impulse – 100 words

Why are the news people so stupid? It’s in the other room because I can’t be trusted. I have no impulse control. That’s what the judge told me when I punched that car.

Peanut butter sandwiches help. Something to do with balance of carbs and protien and how they slow the absorption of food which makes my brain more controllable. I don’t understand it, but if I say it like that my parole officer stamps my card and I’m OK for another month.

Author: Tom
Writer, cyclist, RVer, etc.