Felicity hated her name.
She worked hard to live her life as the exact opposite of her name. Unfortunately so few people knew what felicity meant that her efforts went unnoticed. Everyone just thought that she was an unhappy child.
She managed to make it to college where she majored in English. Finally her literate classmates understood her pain and irony. As a group they decided to call Felicity Jane. At first Jane liked the name but found it did not match her unpleasant disposition. She had no choice but to cheer up. This pissed off her family no end.