Category: Random Thoughts

The random thoughts that pop into my head

Random Thoughts – 1/20/15

Just as I was going to celebrate the Christmas ads being gone, the tax prep ads begin. Just because you…

Random Thoughts – 12/31/14

Avoid people who can’t pronounce the word innocent. Avoid Americans who only eat Canadian mayonnaise. Sometimes you just have to…

Random Thoughts

I hate it when writers I don’t like give good advice. Each of my multiple personalities has their own Road…

Random Thoughts – 12/5/14

The Mexican goth version of the Easy Bake Oven is called Horno del Diablito. Colorado is the Vermont of the…

Random Thoughts – Thankgiven Edition

If I had an infinite number of monkeys I’d never be done cleaning up after them. My ever-growing collection of…

Random Thoughts

Once upon a time it happened last night, now it’s a long long time ago. All the people in my…

Random Thoughts

Where there’s a will, there’s an angry man in a pig hat. Not so proud of the fact that I…

Random Thoughts – The ides of Sept.

Invisible voices tell me that everything will be OK, but I don’t trust them. They smell like popcorn. Disenfranchised is…

Random Thoughts – 8/14/14

Nostalgia dreams of warm snow. Nothing is scarier than a rental RV with fresh dents parking next to you in…

Random Thoughts – 7/24/14

I wonder if any aging rock bands ever toured in disguise as a tribute band to themselves. Sometimes the muse…