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The bottles are calling and other musings

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bottles are callingThe bottles are calling. Do me a favor and tell them to shut up.

My foot is almost completely deswollen. Soon I will ride again.

I keep getting calls and emails offering jobs which I would not enjoy even if I was qualified for them.

Never underestimate a grown woman wielding a teddy bear.

I am thirsty but I can not drink from the wells of others

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Tags: | Comments (0) | Author: Tom | Published: January 24, 2016

The year of the pog and other musings

virtual pogWill 2016 be the year of the virtual pog?

Notice how you never see Donald Trump and Quentin Tarantino in the same room. #TrumpFacts

Saturday night I talked to a pirate, toasted a man in a bathrobe and danced with a very drunk guy all in the course of a single beer.

How many of you would be interested in a WordPress plugin that makes it easier to generate logical truth tables?

Instead of songs stuck in my head I get episodes of The Odd Couple. Today it’s the first one in which  Albert Brooks guest-starred.

17 of my jokes are predicated on the misuse of prefixes. That’s too many.

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Tags: | Comments (0) | Author: Tom | Published: January 9, 2016

Random thoughts for winter

Do universities give bad people dishonorary degrees?

Most nights I lie awake trying to figure out why I overthink everything.

The rain came and I got wet. Memories washed away. In the future I will be dry once again.

Has there ever been an episode of Ghost Hunters where someone didn’t say, “Did you hear that?”

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Tags: | Comments (0) | Author: Tom | Published: December 16, 2015

Haiku In A Week (and other thoughts)

This year I don’t have the time or energy to commit to Novel in a Month. So instead I’m doing Haiku in a Week.

I can’t wait to go to the new Bass Pro Shop in San Jose. They have nothing I need or want but I feel compelled to go there.

Lately I’m not writing so much as I am typing.

My strategy of criticizing myself and having others defend me has back-fired horribly.

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Tags: | Comments (0) | Author: Tom | Published: November 9, 2015

Dragonfly and other thoughts

Words of thunder, dreams of lightning. Riding under the shadow of the dragonfly.

I’ve never been so involved with politics. Can someone spare some Thorazine?

This week I get to put my dogs’ crap into boxes and then put those boxes in the mail. Envy me!

Does a person’s pizza profile count as PHI?

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Tags: | Comments (0) | Author: Tom | Published: October 29, 2015

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