A recent visit to the Tour de Fat bike/beer festival was quite an eye opener. I’m a grown man. I thought I had this buying beer thing pretty much in hand, but I was wrong. Below you will find the step-by-step instructions for buying beer at Tour de Fat.
Step 1:
Find the tent where they are handing out wrist bands. They are free but you will have to show ID to get one.
Step 2:
Find another tent where they sell beer tokens. These cost $5. You need to show your wrist band. Now I understand Ron White’s routine about beer coupons.
Step 3:
Find yet another tent. Though this one is easier to find because it actually has BEER. Give the nice lady a token and she gives you an actual real drinkable beer.
Step 4:
Drink your beer. You’ve earned it. Then go back to step 2 as needed.
