A recent visit to the Tour de Fat bike/beer festival was quite an eye opener. I’m a grown man. I thought I had this buying beer thing pretty much in hand, but I was wrong. Below you will find the step-by-step instructions for buying beer at Tour de Fat.
Find the tent where they are handing out wrist bands. They are free but you will have to show ID to get one.
Find another tent where they sell beer tokens. These cost $5. You need to show your wrist band. Now I understand Ron White’s routine about beer coupons.
Find yet another tent. Though this one is easier to find because it actually has BEER. Give the nice lady a token and she gives you an actual real drinkable beer.
Drink your beer. You’ve earned it. Then go back to step 2 as needed.