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Beerfests are complicated

A recent visit to the Tour de Fat bike/beer festival was quite an eye opener. I’m a grown man. I thought I had this buying beer thing pretty much in hand, but I was wrong. Below you will find the step-by-step instructions for buying beer at Tour de Fat.

Step 1:

Find the tent where they are handing out wrist bands. They are free but you will have to show ID to get one.

Step 2:

Find another tent where they sell beer tokens. These cost $5. You need to show your wrist band.¬† Now I understand Ron White’s routine about beer coupons.

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Step 3:

Find yet another tent. Though this one is easier to find because it actually has BEER. Give the nice lady a token and she gives you an  actual real drinkable beer.

Step 4:

Drink your beer. You’ve earned it. Then go back to step 2 as needed.

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Tags: - Author: Tom - Published: October 2, 2014

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