There was a loud bang out front of the motel. I looked out the window and all the hookers were running, which isn’t easy in those heels. They looked like a herd of moms tip-toeing through a Lego field. Turns out the bang was just Wet Ronny hitting a car with a baseball bat.
I went out and took some video with my phone. He was screaming something about demons. A plain white van came and gave all the hookers sweat suits to cover their scanty outfits. The police came, tazed him, took his bat away and left him there.