100 Words – Watermelon

Last night I had a dream that I was planting a flower bed, but nothing would grow except watermelons. Whatever I planted, it would come up watermelons. I wound up with hundreds of watermelons. There was no way I could eat them all, and nobody else would eat them. Would you?

I decided to videotape myself smashing them. I had to use a rubber mallet, because I couldn’t find a sledge hammer. So I set up the camera and put the first watermelon on the picnic table. I hit it with the rubber mallet and all these snakes came out.

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Author: Tom
Writer, cyclist, RVer, etc.