While riding my bike today, a man I passed told me I was pretty like the birds. Then as I rode away he yelled a bunch of stuff in Spanish. Half an hour later I was unconscious on the ground. Woken by a strange man who didn’t know who the president was.
Well, actually, he knew who was president. He just wanted to make sure I did as well. While he was checking me out though, I kept trying to translate what the guy said in Spanish. What kind of weird curse did he put on me? Who was he?