100 Words - Sloth


I miss sloth. Several years ago life forced me to get up off the couch. I slowly learned to exercise more and eat better. Now I’m the healthiest I’ve ever been and stressed out beyond belief. There was no stress back on the couch. I miss the couch.

I considered the other deadly sins. Gluttony is out of the question. I’ll never be fat again. Pride, greed, wrath and envy have no obvious upside. That leaves lust.

So lust it is. Time to be the creepy old guy at the end of the bar, hunting for some creepy old gal.