100 Words - One Man's Calling

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Doug knew that one day his calling would come calling. People told him his whole life that he needed to apply himself, to something, anything, but Doug knew that path led to ulcers and unhappiness.

Doug was the scourge of the neighborhood. The Aerosmith flag front window curtain ,the old Camaro up on block, and Doug himself aerating his lawn by walking around in Crocs with big nails sticking out the bottom.

Then, they legalized weed. Turns out that Doug was an agricultural and logistical genius. He opened a dispensary and had a fleet of little green vans delivering everywhere.