Simon was the kind of man that women loved to not love. He was an amazing physical specimen and quite a nice guy as well. All he wanted from life was to find love. The problem was that Simon had no spark. There was nothing that excited him. He had no ambition. He had no unusual or interesting vices. His job paid well but had no opportunity for advancement.
None of this bothered him, except the women. Some liked him, but wouldn’t date him. Others would have sex with him, but didn’t like him. No middle ground to be found.