100 words – Karen of Rochester

Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships. Karen of Rochester had a face that launched a thousand bar fights. Unfortunately the men who fought over her all ended up too battered to do her any good. She once gave up and tried a lesbian bar, the same thing happened.

She tried meeting men other places. Still the same. All attempts at approaching the shy ones were thwarted my their puking or pissing their pants. Even the blind guy fled upon feeling her face.

She stared at her perfect face one last time, soldering iron in hand.

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Author: Tom
Writer, cyclist, RVer, etc.