I was a perfectly sane human being until I heard her sing. It was my typical just before closing time drunk at the karaoke bar Saturday night. I’m much more a bar fan than a karaoke fan, but what the hey.
It was the usual pile of off-key caterwauling till she started to sing. The place went silent at her first notes. I doubt there was a single man who wasn’t now in love with her.
I rushed the stage when she finished but she disappeared into the crowd. Four years of Saturday nights later and she’s never been back.