100 Words - In The Trunk

Chevy Impala Trunk

Larry had been warned about his puns. Bill showed him the abacus on which the puns were counted. There was one bead left. Larry responded, “Not one beady little pun?” George pulled the car over. It was the trunk for Larry.

Larry did not believe they would actually put him in the trunk, but there he was. At first he worried about running out of air, but the rust holes provided plenty of ventilation.

After a few minutes the car stopped and the trunk opened. Bill told Larry he was getting early parole. Larry said, “So my sentence was truncated?”