100 Words - Hips

hip bone

After meeting Jane, my junior high soon-to-be girlfriend, my mother commented that Jane had wide hips. I said, “OK.” She then explained to me that meant she was promiscuous. That women had narrow hips until they had sex. I blushed when she told me that.

I looked it up in the encyclopedia, but it wasn’t helpful. I asked my friends at school. They had never heard that before, but decided it sounded like a good thing.

So, despite my mother’s objection, I continued to hang with Jane, and spent the next several months proving my mother wrong. Hips do lie.