Shallow grave my ass! The psycho buried her eight feet deep. It took me and Carl four hours to reach her. There she was, all dead and bloody. I put her mother’s pearls around her neck and wished her a bon voyage. Then another three hours filling her back in.
I may have to kill Carl. I’ll miss him. He’s stupid, but a good worker with strong arms. He’s telling everyone in the bar about digging up the grave. Fortunately, nobody believes anything Carl says. Knowing how hard it is to dig a grave, killing him just isn’t worth it.