There once was a man named Yewboudar. He was a doctor who one day found that his entire life exposed on the internet. Everything down to the VIN on his Mercedes was posted for everyone to see. He tried going off the grid but found that impossible while still living in modern society.
So he developed a plan. There was no real law against lying online. He created an entirely fictitious persona that he used for all “untrusted” sites. That’s how I came to know him and his situation.
He invented a fake phone number. It was my phone number.