Dave the punk-rocker is an anarchist to the core. He hates the establishment. He hates conformity. He hates the society of entitlement that holds down anyone who doesn’t fit in. He uses Crest toothpaste because he’s always used Crest toothpaste.
Every time he brushes his teeth he’s reminded once again what a poser he is. He tried not brushing his teeth, but women don’t like that, and he rather likes those women. He tried alternatives; natural, cheap, expensive, spicy. None of them worked as well.
He told the group at Posers Anonymous about this. He found out he wasn’t alone.